Steam cleaning in art galleries might sound like a bold idea, a bit like taking a kettle to the Louvre, but it’s actually a clever, safe, and rather satisfying way to keep these delicate spaces pristine. From marble floors to forgotten corners behind installations, steam cleaning has quietly become the unsung hero of gallery maintenance. And yes, it’s far less terrifying than it sounds.

 If you’ve ever stared at a grimy floor wondering whether to rent or buy a steam cleaner, you’re not alone. It’s one of those oddly adult dilemmas, like deciding between a gym membership or just buying the treadmill you’ll never use. Both sound reasonable, both cost money, and both can make you question your life choices. So, let’s make this simple: we’re diving deep into whether it’s smarter to rent or buy a steam cleaner, and we’ll keep it honest, practical, and only mildly sarcastic.